Ask Moran

Hello, my name is Sebastian and I work for Moriarty.

The story of how Moriarty hired me.

I’ve heard that some people were interested in how this happened, so here is a not-interesting-at-all and short story.

I think I forgot how I got into all this stuff with assassinatig. Never mind, I was (and still am) quite good at killing people. I don’t know how Moriarty found me, but one day he just arrived in my apartment and informed me that I’m having a job interview. 

That’s everything. It’s not interesting, long or funny, as you all seem to have thought. - SM

ask-jmoriarty asked: We you like to re-tell the story of how I hired you. I think everyone wants to know! -JM

Why wouldn’t you write it yourself? I don’t find it really interesting. But if you wish to, then I will write about it soon. - SM

Got busy with work. Still busy with work. - SM

Anonymous asked: How did you come to work with Moriarty?

He hired me. Simple as that. - SM

ask-jmoriarty:

My plane is broken. How am I ever meant to get around the world now. Commercial flying is too boring and I get spotted..
-JM 

Oh no! What will you do now? Maybe just fix it. - SM

ask-jmoriarty asked: You left your gun at my house, you have 5 seconds to collect it or it is going on the fire tonight! -JM

Aaah! - SM

ask-jmoriarty:

ask-moran:

ask-jmoriarty:

ask-moran:

I’m stuck with a cat. Should I kill him? - SM

Do not kill the cat, it is cruel! More cruel than killing humans! 

-JM

As you wish. But should I keep him? - SM

I don’t mind, but if you don’t you shall see your suitcase by your door tomorrow (i shall achieve that by putting YOU in the suitcase) and your house will be raided..and your stuff stolen by none other than the wonderful me.
-JM

Than I will rather keep him. What about a name? Maybe I’ll just call him Cat.- SM

ask-jmoriarty:

ask-moran:

I’m stuck with a cat. Should I kill him? - SM

Do not kill the cat, it is cruel! More cruel than killing humans! 

-JM

As you wish. But should I keep him? - SM

I’m stuck with a cat. Should I kill him? - SM